A.W.O.L. B.E.T.T.Y. A.L.E.R.T. !!!

Attention! This is a bulletin about a missing Betty…goes by “Cari”. She is over-worked and under-biked. Last seen sporting a very fashionable salmon-pink Betty jersey, with a lightening fast, blazing yellow Felt bike. We think she may be in hiding because her pink bike bag is on back order…or perhaps she has run off with Lance Armstrong (she DID seem pretty happy when he and Sheryl broke up…). If you see this biker-chic, don’t try and approach her, she will zip past you on her bike in a whoosh of pink blur. We hope to see her burning rubber soon with the Wisconsin Betties.

This message was brought to you by the concerned Betties of Wisconsin. Betty Out.